I had to check my phone for the name.
Twinklebreeze
That was my first thought. Why?
There are also foss alternatives. Install fdroid and get drip.
I would say the target demographic is Catholics. That's an important distinction, because it includes shotacons too.
Give it a rest.
Aren't they more successful than ever? Sure anyone with half a brain avoids them, but everyone's Grandma has an account now. Still a net positive.
That's a reference I didn't expect. Had to look it up to make sure I knew who he was.
If they did this on April 1st t would be a hilarious prank.
I find the hard r thing hilarious, and I understand why it has to go.
I'm not agreeing with OP, but this isn't every game. Jiggle physics is a key feature here. It might as well be part of the gameplay loop. Surely we're supposed to masturbate to this game, right?
I tried my best to like Mastodon, but after a day on bluesky I like it more. Mastodon is fine, but the shitposting is really lacking.