UltraGiGaGigantic

joined 3 months ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm crossing the street because weed is illegal and I want people to think it's tobacco.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

See you on growlr m'dude

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anon wants to get shot.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You will get an OWI if you ride a horse drunk.

Source: I know a guy who trained his horse to ride from the bar to his house on its own. Cops still pulled him over because he was sleeping on the horse.

 

"It's hell getting old" - person who made me knowing I will inevitably get old

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago

I'd rather eat a frozen pizza and drink beer in the basement for 1/6th the price.

 

Just be.

To find inner peace... some people meditate, some fish, some ride a motorcycle.

I drink in the basement.

 

Trade alert:

Your parents get serotonin and dopamine

You get lifetime of wage slavery

You have no say in this trade deal.

 

It's always dark in the basement

 

Yall call this civilization? Cause it doesn't seem very civilized to me.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

尺ㄖ匚Ҝ 卂几ᗪ 丂ㄒㄖ几乇

Now playing Rock and stone by Windrose

 

Solidarity amongst the working class

 
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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

I don't need an excuse to drink, but I sure am given plenty of reasons every day I exist in the shitter multiverse.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Filters could be made biodegradable. Batteries? Probably but not in our lifetime.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My problem with Ebikes is the number of regular bikes stolen. No way I want to haul a ebike up and down my basement stairs a couple times a day.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

The basement has been good to me to.

 
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

You will pay 10 months rent

 
 

I give so much of myself away every day that there is nothing left for me. Less then nothing. Every day I look into the mirror after working all my shifts and see less and less.

Till one day I won't even be there. Again.

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