Unstoppable_Flop

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[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Xai SpaceX RamX CyberRam10! For the finest computer crashes you've ever seen!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

You know, when the government takes your money and gives it to corporations... corporate taxes!

I could build giant fireworks for 242 million!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Corporate taxes? Is that like military intelligence?

But our amazing big brother is gonna take care of us all! They only want what's best for billionaires! I mean Russia! Crap no best for America! That's the word!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Alright now you've crossed over into impossible science fiction

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There will always be idiot pedestrians and bicyclists, what about those?

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They could even make them underground so they don't clog up the city!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Psh you youngsters with your fancy serial ports! Tin cans with string were good enough for my grandparents and they're good enough for me!

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How dare you not run out and buy a brand new, well, EVERYTHING every single year! Do you want the communists to win?

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Curse of agony and corruption spells were the thing before they got nerfed

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