laranis

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Be careful... If you get in an accident I guaran-god-damn-tee you they will use it as an excuse not to pay out. Maybe after a lawsuit you'd see some money but at that point half of it goes to the lawyer and you're still screwed.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

My Pre and Kyocera 6035. Never forget.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But, but, how will we monetize it? How!?

/s

I long for the early 2k internet. So much potential positivity for humanity.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 26 points 3 weeks ago

People not getting things that seem obvious is an ongoing theme, it seems. We sat through a presentation at work by some guy who enthusiastically pitched AI to the masses. I don't mean that's what he did, I mean "enthusiasm" seemed to be his ONLY qualification. Aside from telling folks what buttons to press on the company's AI app, he didn't know SHIT. And the VP got on before and after and it was apparent that he didn't know shit, either. Someone is whispering in these people's ears and they're writing fat checks, no doubt, and they haven't a clue what an LLM is, what it is good at, nor what to be wary of. Absolutely ridiculous.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bet you're not worth $100+ million. Then you'd get it.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

To be fair, there are tricks to it just like there are tricks for getting better Google results. But "prompt engineering" isn't a fucking career.

It is evidence of a leadership team that is just clueless.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Voting is over. There will not be another fair election in the US until the guillotines fall.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

Most relatable comment ever.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

I want the Palm Pre form factor back. Sooo satisfying to slide that thing open or snapping it closed.

Keyboard was ok but not as good as the BB, IMO.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 55 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.

Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.

Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 months ago (3 children)

And a copy of "The Art of the Deal" alongside an illustrated translation of "Mein Kempf".

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