cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17661839
Pfft. Uh, stick, obvs.
This is crossposted, carried over from one of the generic humor communities.
Your incredulity over this content not truly delivering on the Stick Enthusiast’s mission of featuring and celebrating truly exceptional sticks is giving me all that I desire. Thank you greatly, kind Lemmite.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17349530
Stick that goes "AAAAEEEEEEEUUUU"
Thin steel frame, no air bags, no crumple zones.
Check out the crash tests: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roLcNwRi1Sk&t=40s
The context kind of makes sense here. The image is from The Killer, about a supposed top-tier hit man who gets in over his head. But it turns out he’s a huge try-hard who kinda sucks at getting the job done and makes noob mistakes at every turn. Trying to blend in on a European street with a bag of McDonald’s breakfast on a park bench is perfect.
I’m genuinely disappointed that Asbestos Cafe is basically forbidden now. That’d be a solid name for a hardcore alcoholic vegan bar.
I worked for Akamai for 7 years.
This is why, if your CDN infra is core to the operation of your business, you make your systems accommodate multi-CDN integration. Cutting one CDN off shouldn't be significantly difficult, and it comes in handy during contract negotiations. All the major players work this way.
Dancing colors; smothered, covered and topped.
That cable management is horrendous. Pull them out.
The current generation of the ford mustang Mach-e has its mobile telemetry cellular antenna wired to an isolated fuse that you can just pull out to kill it. I was astonished to learn how straight forward the process is supposed to be.
Until the day of release arrives and you launch the game for the first time and discover the “Oops! All Escort Missions!” title card.
Archive.org is here to save just a thimble-full of the magic:
Obligatory:
I’m Comic Sans, Asshole by Mike Lacher from McSweeney's Short Imagined Monologues June 15, 2010