This is crossposted, carried over from one of the generic humor communities.
Your incredulity over this content not truly delivering on the Stick Enthusiast’s mission of featuring and celebrating truly exceptional sticks is giving me all that I desire. Thank you greatly, kind Lemmite.
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I’m Comic Sans, Asshole by Mike Lacher from McSweeney's Short Imagined Monologues June 15, 2010