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At one point, I ran my local Radio Shack out of alligator clips...

What if it was an angry blowjob to sweeten the deal?

There was a video I watched years ago that had people run normal, the Naruto run.

Nonathletes were faster Naruto style, athletes were faster normal style.

They broke it down as if you're not used to "controlling" your body for performance, forcing yourself into a weird form forces you to focus more so you don't fall, so you get a bit more effort without realizing it.

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it's ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I'm imagining "Runs on Arch" markers on software like the old "Works on Windows '95" stickers I used to see everywhere.

There may have been "other factors" that were not legal in my state at the time contributing to my pantsless genius...

I've used my jeans as oven mitts before.

First night in new apartment, making frozen pizza, oven mitts are... Wait, do I even own oven mitts? Is there a towel around? Jeans are thick, that should work!

Sitting on the floor, sans pants, eating a Red Baron off the box it came in, sliced haphazardly with a pocket knife is peak adulting.

Now there's 2702 billionaires to take out...

Studies show that an attacker with a knife in hand has the advantage over someone with a holstered gun from as far as 21 feet away.

I learned about Arch from memes.

I run CinnaMint.

I'm attempting to normalize "CinnaMint" over "Mint Cinnamon"

That's just one mod. Every character gets Tits and dong.

I'm attempting to normalize calling it CinnaMint. I get a few up votes Everytime I mention it, but I haven't seen anyone else use it yet.