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Guess it's time to dig out the ol' parallel port Zip drive & copy everything to a USB stick...

I've carried a knife daily for 30+ years; more people should carry knives so they stop asking to borrow mine when they need one.

I ran Puppy as a daily driver for about a year before I finally got a new hard drive for that computer. It's surprisingly robust for such a tiny footprint.

Hello fellow middle-class citizens!

The only thing worse is when people grab one edge of a disc in the case and just rip it out instead of using the release button in the middle.

I got a $50 EOL Chromebook that I loaded CinnaMint (it's right there... Why say "Mint Cinnamon "...) on.

I use it as my sketchy torrent getting machine, Because if something goes wrong, oh well.

I always took it as Tidus being intentionally over the top & awkward to get Yuna to laugh for real, which does happen at the end of the scene. It was purposely ridiculous.

Other common retail phrases:

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

• Little of both!
• Trying to do one, but this place makes me do the other.

How are you today?

• I'm here.
• How long you got?

If it doesn't scan, that means it's free!

• -Die inside-
• -Think of a new way to kill someone with an unlikely object-
• -immitate laugh scene from FFX-

Trump's on OnlyFans?

Operating a computer used to be a specialized skill, you used to have to look under the hood pretty often to make things work. Now all that prep work is taken care of for you, so end users are further away from the partial techs we all used to be.

Dropping into a DOS command line to install software was a normal thing in Windows 95, now if you pull up a command line people think you're a Microsoft Certified Technowizard™.

After going back and zooming in, I can confirm that there is a sweaty ass print on the middle cushion.

She must have been nervous...

"sweat" stain...