ryan213

joined 1 year ago
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not sure if "mauled" should be used...at least not what I think of when I read "mauled." I guess sensationalistic headline gets clicks, as usual.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why would paper need a battery?! Come on, guys, do better!

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Must be all the ellipses. Lol

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More "cost of doing business" fines...

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

Try Rising Tides or TV Tap.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey, if you're with the right person, it doesn't matter where you get married.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 75 points 9 months ago (45 children)

Do people use Assistant for more than just reminders, weather, and directions? Lol Just curious because that's all I use it for.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 38 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I can't use the "there are dozens of us" joke anymore??

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 points 9 months ago (14 children)

Wait, they're not common anymore? Lol It's what I use. Any suggestions for better ones?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they have it, and in the end, isn't that what matters?? /s

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