It's because lyrics are written from the perspective of a moron.
squiblet
joined 1 year ago
Seems pretty obvious: it's the person under the bench who is the gollum (?). Not sure they thought this through.
I don’t get why she would take her mouse to the grocery store rather than just ask her son, who installed it for her. All I could guess would be, her old mouse didn’t work so she went out and bought one?
“Be sure to not have any metal objects”
“Okay, just have my handgun”