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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 204 points 8 months ago (13 children)

He's not? There's literally an episode about how Homer is so lucky in life that he drives a man insane.

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 56 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And the man's estranged bastard son!

[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

He happened to like hookers.

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