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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men (www.lgbtqnation.com)

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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.

A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.

Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -3 points 5 months ago (6 children)

My god you’re so sensitive

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, to the smell of bullshit and the sound of factoids.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Things people usually just ignore

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Remind me what the point of a post-and-comment style forum is if the only appropriate reaction to the content is stoic silence?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes people say positive or neutral or interesting things. “I hate that” is just one of an almost endless variety of ways one can participate.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

So I can dislike it, I’m just not allowed to say why…?

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