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Anon joins his family for Christmas dinner (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 65 points 10 months ago (15 children)

If I'm going to work every day to support your fat lazy adult ass while you blow money on jpgs of monkeys I'm within my rights to bust your balls about it and you're lucky I haven't thrown you out and turned your basement into a home gym

[–] amio@kbin.social 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Maybe, for some definition of "rights". If doing it in public, it would still 100% make you an asshole no matter how right you were.

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. It sounds like this is a family dinner at home, though. Anons family already know he's a loser.

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

My interpretation was this was Christmas dinner, and they had extended family & friends over.

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