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After the gay frogs, we now have the gay super soldiers! When they spot the enemy, they'll break out in an flashy dance to distract them so it's easier to shoot them!
Therefore Putin funds brainwashing to make straight Russian super-feeders.
Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.
Just fabulous soldiers.
does this include woman? id like a super soldier lesbian gf