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Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself
What black hole device? We're developing a medication technique that would let you communicate with goats.
What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.
Jesus, I am starting to think we are overcompartmentalized. I thought we were working on realistic cybernetic sex dolls for espionage and blackmail. I've been balls deep in R&D for like 4 months. Once y'all figure out what we are all working on, come find me in my lab. Knock first... or don't.
Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!
I thought we were miniturizing in Q4 for the roll-out before the mid-terms? Oh, wait, I was off a year. I suck at understanding the Anunnaki calendar, why the hell do we use their calendar for R&D when Mayan is the office standard? When I was at Groom we were using Mayan for everything and the purse boys didn't have a problem there. I really need to transfer to Marineris; did you know they have a milkshake machine in the mess?
We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)
… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans