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Hey look! More mirroring of Nazi forces cling Germany! Fucking GOP

Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here

… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole

We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)

… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans

Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!

What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.

Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself

No! I am the leaker!

AXOLOTL COMBAT! Dundundundundndndn

Hey man, that’s damn hurtful

Man I wish I had an stl of these so I could 3D print them