grabyourmotherskeys

This seems performative since you could already do this easily unless the drive was bitlockered and you didn't have a recovery key.

Celebrity gossip headlines and weather for a place you went on a business trip last year.

There's a reason I still use lots of email in the age of IM. Permanent records, please. I will email a record of in person convos or chats on stuff like this. I do it politely and professionally, but I do it.

I have had numerous managers tell me there was no time for QA in my storied career. Or documentation. Or backups. Or redundancy. And so on.

Leg warmers are back.

I was thinking that. The first time I saw this I didn't look closely and thought "yes, this is pretty much how I remember it, except I'd be scared that guy was going to ash out his cigarette in my burger and slap me on the back of the head as he leaves because he's probably one of my cousins".

I'll just divert all my calls and texts to my wife's phone and have my son handle all my administrative tasks. I'm also refusing to check email before noon and I decline meetings because they are not productive.

Hang on, my wife just told me my boss says I no longer have to work at all now!

Do you think an LLM can beat you in tic tac toe?

People are having a really hard time understanding that, yes, he is facing consequences at long last. The next step is seeing if the RNC will foot the bill.

Hey, it's been a really long time since I had to reboot windows to change my IP. /s

I would have accepted a Garfield phone.