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[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

For the love of god don't look it up. If you've made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It's worse than you can possibly imagine.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

You have no idea how much pain I'm willing to inflict on myself in order to get the reference. Your warning has been heard, but it will not be heeded

Edit: oof

[–] grue@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 30 points 3 weeks ago

Aw shucks, I'm honored to have my foolishness immortalized

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