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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.

[–] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 45 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Please no. I think I'd have no choice but to firebomb the Vatican.

Edit: Catholic furries are fine, I don't have anything against them so long as they're not trying to proselytize or something; but I don't want the Catholic church anywhere near me.

[–] 2kool4idkwhat@lemdro.id 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I feel the same, I was just joking

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