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U.S. presidents cannot be prosecuted for selling pardons or assassinating political rivals through SEAL Team Six, personal Trump lawyer John Sauer argued Tuesday.

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[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (12 children)
[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I really hope thats a typo and not some new tik tok shit like unalive

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (9 children)

I hate that people are starting to actually use these censor-bypass words in real life… makes adults sound like children!

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

(Panically empties gun at the general direction of where this gibberish came from)

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