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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a close call (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

If you're old enough for 4chan, this is weird.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In your mothers' eyes you will always be a helpless baby that needs to be fed and coddled. No matter if you are 2, 12, 22 or 52.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I go over to my parents' place to meal prep because they have a kitchen that's bigger than mine. They often end up just cooking most of what I bring despite me being like, "Hey let's chat while I cook." I put emphasis on me cooking, but they just start doing their thing and they seem to enjoy it so I just let it happen. I think they think they're teaching me lol

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