this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
182 points (92.9% liked)

Not The Onion

12358 readers
204 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Nearly as fucked up as making viral videos with an animal and never bothering to make sure its legal before you exploit it.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Dude used the squirrel to make viral videos, now that his money stream is gone because he never bothered to get permits for the poor squirrel he's blaming the state of New York. The raid wouldnt have happened if he got permits and if some other Rubepublican in Texas wasn't screeching about him not having it. This is one massive Ruth Goldberg footgun and the only victim here are the rescue animals he kept as pets.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm still here for this comment, but it's Rube Goldberg.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Dammit, I am now the rube.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)