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[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 112 points 1 week ago (29 children)

Zero emissions? I know people find it ha ha funny, but farts legitimately contain methane and other green house gassses.

Cows for example are a large contributor of GHG

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (7 children)

plus if we had as many horses as we did cars we would be living in a horse shit apocalypse.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Compress into brick, then build tower. Now you also have tower.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I generously donate my castle composed entirely out of horse shit to you kind sir.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Only you can solve the housing crisis

[–] iii@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Foreever gratefull I am

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