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Zero emissions? I know people find it ha ha funny, but farts legitimately contain methane and other green house gassses.
Cows for example are a large contributor of GHG
If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you
Horses aren't cows
I mean you're not wrong but no matter how small an impact it's still not ZERO emissions, so the guy you're replying to is technically correct.
Ah yes, good ole technically correct, the weakest and most schlubby shade of correct, whatever would we do without it?
Actually, it's the best kind of correct. But hey, don't let all that butt hurt bother you. I hear there's a cream for that.
I love that I agreed with you and you STILL felt aggrieved, lol.
Jokes on you, clown, I'm never butt-hurt, only butt-turned-on!
Disdaining the "technically correct" pedants is freeing, try it sometime, you might like it ;)
Alright, I've decided we're besties now. Good exchange, buddy. Good exchange. :3
Seriously though, I'm smiling.
<3 Based and Horsepilled!