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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 90 points 1 week ago (8 children)

She didn't need the money that bad, anon. There are worse things in the world than being friends with a hot girl.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon is an idiot. Hot women usually are friends with other hot women. He could have befriended her, get invited to a party and meet someone there who wants to fuck with him.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Exactly what I say to people that have issues finding partners, befriend someone, get to know them, really know them as a person. They will introduce you to other people that may align with your interests and can double as a vetting source (in my case my woman friend kept me sane with all the crazy I was drawn to like a moth to a flame) I did finally find sanity

[–] echodot@feddit.uk -2 points 1 week ago

Except let's be honest if he was wanting to pay for a prostitute. I don't think he's got much of a chance with anyone.

Needs to get his own life sorted first.

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