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Mom jailed for letting 10-year-old walk alone to town (reason.com)

submitted 1 week ago by realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I used to walk all over my home town (and around my first home's block) starting at age 5. Like, the fuck is this?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’re going to jail

[–] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh fuck. Oh shit. Feet don't fail me now!

Edit: Nope. I'm too fat and out of shape after neglecting myself from nearly 3 decades of depression. Just give me the cuffs. I'll put 'em on myself.