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[โ€“] Orbituary@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

My old boss is one of the 3 initial creators of Java. He ran our department the same way this greentext reads.

He was also a paedo. You can figure out the rest if you dig.

[โ€“] remi_pan@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

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