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Elon Musk to lead new efficiency department named after his favourite cryptocurrency (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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Tesla mogul will head up Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) with Vivek Ramaswamy, to ‘dismantle bureaucracy and slash regulations’

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[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

By law, neither can an insurrectionist, but here we are.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

You are.

I'm outside the lines watching the circus burn, keeping my hopes up the audience notices it and get out while there is time.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They sewed the tent shut long ago.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Pocket knives can do miracles.

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