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[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (9 children)

The first three I knew of, but not the last two. What are those about?

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (6 children)

He's been married a number of times and he's cheated even more times. Can't say for certain what the last one is, but he's been in Epstein's circles

[–] wanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's not what an infidel is.

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

infidel

infidel /ĭn′fĭ-dəl, -dĕl″/ noun

  1. An unbeliever with respect to a particular religion, especially Christianity or Islam.
  2. One who has no religious beliefs.
[–] wanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Right, and that's inconsistent with:

He’s been married a number of times and he’s cheated even more times.

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