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This time it's not an onion. I love how close this is to the Onion's "Elon Musk's AI turns on him" story from a few days back

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 146 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I feel sorry for satire writers in the last decade or so, it must be genuinely difficult to come up with stuff more bizarre than reality.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel bad to exist in this timeline with all the "bizarre stuff,"

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

I now understand how "may you live in interesting times" is such a bad thing.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just feel bad. Just in general. Wake up. Feel bad.

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't drink so much alcohol at night my friend 😉

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago

Ah a fellow day drinker!

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