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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 5 days ago (12 children)

I still refuse to believe Starfleet's go-to drink is caffeine-free.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They don't even drink alcohol. What makes you think they allow caffeine?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Picard has actual earth produced wine from his family's own ancient vineyard in stock. They usually just don't drink alcohol unless it's a special occasion, but synthol has the same effect, it just wears off faster, so people can drink within 4 hours of a shift.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kaboom, wrong about everything as usual.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Kaboom is the person you corrected. That's thier name.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 days ago

"there's coffee in that nebula"

They clearly allow it, whether or not most partake is another matter. I'm also not familiar with anything saying they don't allow alcohol, just that synthetic is a widely used alternative

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