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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I still refuse to believe Starfleet's go-to drink is caffeine-free.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 0 points 2 days ago (5 children)

They don't even drink alcohol. What makes you think they allow caffeine?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 days ago

"there's coffee in that nebula"

They clearly allow it, whether or not most partake is another matter. I'm also not familiar with anything saying they don't allow alcohol, just that synthetic is a widely used alternative

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