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[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 months ago (12 children)

I still refuse to believe Starfleet's go-to drink is caffeine-free.

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com -1 points 2 months ago (5 children)

They don't even drink alcohol. What makes you think they allow caffeine?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Picard has actual earth produced wine from his family's own ancient vineyard in stock. They usually just don't drink alcohol unless it's a special occasion, but synthol has the same effect, it just wears off faster, so people can drink within 4 hours of a shift.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kaboom, wrong about everything as usual.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Kaboom is the person you corrected. That's thier name.

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