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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 days ago (8 children)

And that is why Nazis are the biggest losers in History.

Not only did they claim their army was the best, but their people were also the best. So losing after a single war proves their army wasn't the strongest and their people weren't the best.

They also got beaten by a combination of different countries who allow anyone to join.

Meaning, the Nazis were beaten by diversity and inclusivity.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The Confederates, for the non-Americans, take challenge to that.

They were the opposing force during the American Civil War, trying to keep slavery. Their reign was so short, even a can of beans last longer than they did.

And yet that doesn't stop chucklefucks in the American South proudly showing their Confederate flag, all because America is too chicken shit to call them losers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Now this just conjures up an image of a frenzied Liz Truss trying to outlast the lettuce by eating it.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Did they claim that their race is stronger than the enemy?

[–] Perilous@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago

But it at least outlasted a lettuce, I think.

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