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Anon preps for a hurricane (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because then she would have no toast for them.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

Britain doesn't get hurricanes

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