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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 36 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

You've got me curious. Care to elaborate?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

Satan seems to be the good guy in the Bible, given there's scant evidence of a literal hell of eternal damnation. Even if any of this were real, god created hell, not Satan.

Satan never destroyed the entire world or nuked cities or anything like that. I can't think of a bad thing he does in the Bible except maybe the Job bet. And even then god is worse on that one.

Here are the tenets of the Satanic Temple. You decide.

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