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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 157 points 2 days ago (15 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (10 children)

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 2 points 2 days ago

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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