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Anon's uncle is sick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 96 points 10 hours ago (8 children)

There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist... had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak... you never know when it's gonna take effect.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 36 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Bullshit, it's only about 93%

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