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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wise.

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

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