this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 73 points 6 days ago (16 children)

Statistically if you're born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

[–] Maestro@fedia.io 57 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

planning for a busy weekend?

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