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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has an idea to get laid (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 105 points 1 week ago (17 children)

"Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7"

Most intelligent greentexter

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I first spoof my location to your house.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Might as well spoof it to the police station.

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