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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 66 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Anyone who says the rich deserve to BE rich because they are "clever businessmen" need to repeatedly kicked in the balls.

Most folks could live comfortably for the rest of their lives on what this idiot spent on a banana.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Moderate investing of $6.2 million with a 4-6% return would amount to a monthly payout of $25,833/month. Very comfortably.

[–] Blass_Rose@pawb.social 1 points 3 days ago

And here I am glad that my savings account interest pays for my phone bill+90% of my car bill. Meanwhile I could just be buying a new car every month, instead, with a small loan of $6M

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