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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon holds her bf (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 200 points 1 week ago (48 children)

Obviously fake and gay as fuck.

However, there's a lot of men that have never felt safe enough to do that with anyone. As we need it, badly, sometimes.

[–] chillinit@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But, the balls didn't touch.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If the balls don't touch, you're doing it wrong

[–] chillinit@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Straightest thing I've ever heard.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Ikr?

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