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Elton John Says Legalizing Marijuana in America and Canada Is “One of the Greatest Mistakes of All Time” (www.yahoo.com)

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[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 103 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Translation: I did whatever the fuck I wanted to do and now I've worked out that I was a shithead. It therefore follows that it was these external things that made me a shithead. Nevermind that countless other people have experienced the same things as "essentially harmless fun." I, of course (having been a raging shithead) am in a position to know better.

The logic is flawless.

[–] bestelbus22@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Exactly, it's like closing a mountain trail entirely because one idiot took a selfie too close to the edge

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