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Anon sees happy people (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 114 points 6 months ago (19 children)

Interesting how this short story includes height

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (7 children)

I think it sets up the scene, of her having to look up at his face a little bit

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 33 points 6 months ago (5 children)

See a couple my age out in public. Its this guy who is 6 inches tall and is being held in the palm of the hand of his gf. "What?" He squeaks. She looks down at him relentlessly with a big closed smile. "I'm just glad I met you."

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

proceeds to squash him with her head

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Turns out, its his hing

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

"Gimme some forehead baby"

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