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Anon goes to therapy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 90 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Jesus Christ, that tops the worst thing I've ever heard a therapist say.

I heard a tale about a therapist in Iowa who after talking about issues with anxiety recommended eating brains shaped foods like, broccoli and walnuts.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 points 9 months ago

Fucking ridiculous. Obviously you need to eat food shaped like your skull in order to enhance the beneficial humours.

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