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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (3 children)

My dick is too long, goes in the water :(

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah your toilet's just clogged. Occam's razor.

Must be the drain clogging quantity of thick gluey cum.

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