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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 243 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (19 children)

ITT: people who undercook their chicken think that washing is what's saving them when in reality, washing your chicken only enables a host of cross-contamination issues. Congratulations for turning your sink into a biohazard facility.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Rinsing and scrubbing will spread micro droplets a lot further than your sink.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i thought it said "than you sink" and that you were making a German coastguard joke

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

Are you sinking about?

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Shoutout Cornelis Drebbel

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