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It looks like 80% of the area around the watch face is useless printed sticker and a small slit window that actually functions as a time display. Maybe this watch could use a modern refresh with a larger display or less bloaty useless sticker around the bezel.
This guy is jealous because he has a lame Rolex.
I can't afford a Rolex, however I own a Casio GW9400-3
It looks like 80% of the area around the watch face is useless tacticool plastic design elements and a small slit window that actually functions as a time display.
I work in a field that requires me to shoot things while climbing mountains, and I'm telling you that thing survived all sorts of things thanks to the extra durability of the surrounding plastic. Also I've removed the watch from its housing and the entire watch extends into the inside of that plastic housing due to the ABC sensors and atomic clock radio modem to sync time automatically.
Also the entire watch face is not a slit, and acts as a solar recharge panel. So that extra bulk is actually functional, unlike your obese fat ass.
Came out swinging but couldn't handle the punches 😬
They don't call me "Glass-Jaw McSmalldick" for nothing.