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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's when preceding events cause sex to happen.

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Its existence also implies the existence of sex which occurs spontaneously and without warning, independently of all preceding events.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

It's horrible when taking the bus for example. Just sitting minding your business and the BAM spontaneous sex with the busdriver and everyone gets late for work

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